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THE ONE PERSON WHO CANT OPEN A CAN TO SHOT GUN

IS LIKE

TRYING TO ADJUST TO THE DINING HALL

MY BODY IS LIKE

WHEN I GO BACK TO UD AFTER THE SUMMER

FAVORITE STUDY BREAKS…..

FOR GIRLS

AND FOR DUDES

HOW I FEEL WHEN I WIN A CHUG RACE

HOW I REALLY FELT WHEN MY FRIEND TOLD ME THEY DIDNT GET INTO UD

WHEN I ATTEMPT TO TEAR UP TIMS DANCE FLOOR

THIS HAPPENS,

MY GIRLS AND I ON HUNG OVER SUNDAYS

ON MY WAY DOWN TO DEWEY

WHEN A PATHETIC MAJOR BAR CRAWLS

THEY ARE LIKE