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WHEN I HAVE TO OPEN MY BAG EVERY TIME I LEAVE MORRIS

WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING

When I check the weather report a month in advance for homecoming and it says the weather will be good

I am like

Realizing I dont know anyone on campus anymore and I have to book a hotel for home coming

I am like

WHEN I AM NAPPING AND MY FRIEND MENTIONS THE PREGAME

iam like

AFTER THE DNC

barack and biden were like

HOAGIE FEST CAME AROUND

and i was like

WHEN A NEW FLAVOR OF BURNETTS COMES OUT

IAM LIKE

WHEN YOUR FRIEND TAKES A SHOT FOR THE FIRST TIME

THEY ARE LIKE

WHEN THE PROFESSOR TELLS YOU TO PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY